Hi, I’m Matilda Joy Turner—though most people call me Tilly or, when they’re feeling formal, Tilly Tillerson. I’m a two-year-old Sheepadoodle (yes, that’s a thing!) from the booming metropolis of Speedwell, Tennessee. You don’t just end up in Speedwell—it’s a destination.
I’m affectionate, occasionally nervous, and I have a very specific welcome-home routine: I’ll whine like a haunted teakettle and then gently drag you to the couch by the wrist so we can reconnect properly. It’s weird, but effective.
Weekdays are all business at my house. Mom and my sisters head out early, and Dad works from home—mostly staring at his glowing rectangle while I handle neighborhood relations. On weekends, I go full stealth mode and hide in the car so I don’t miss out on any adventures.
I love long runs with Dad, chewing through dense legal documents (I have a gift for complex closings), and ensuring that any visitors are promptly escorted to the couch for emotional processing.
Legal specialty? Mergers & Acquisitions—mostly the acquisition of snacks and the merging of humans with the couch.
